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S currently on the Pacific "Crest Trail somewhere in Northern California at the time of this writingHe s a walker "Trail somewhere in Northern California at the time of this writingHe s a walker even though I ALSO walk and hike my habits apparently look like small potatoes to him When he was here in May at our house preparing to head out to hike the PCT he was nudging me emphatically to hike the Appalachian Trail soonHe was doing this nudging as all three of my kids were in the kitchen with me and one of them was literally hanging on to my leg Both dogs were starving staring at me as we talked our cats were walking in and out of the house yowling The Highlanders Touch (Highlander, forood and my husband was outside pulling weedsI must have looked at him like he was an idiot I sputtered out something in annoyance like I have responsibilities Maybe someday like when like he was an idiot I sputtered out something in annoyance like I have responsibilities Maybe someday like when re retired And maybe not then eitherThe compromise we reached was that instead of starting the AT on that day I would commit to reading Bill Bryson s A Walk in the Woods while he was out on the PCT Fair enough I O Regresso da Atlântida - Os guerreiros de Posídon finished it todayHere s what I have to sayI love Bill Bryson when he sunny like when he s making social observations or in the case of this story out hiking with his Gdy mrok zapada (William Wisting, friend Stephen Katz and the hilarious commentary that ensuesI don t love Bill Bryson when he bores me to bits breaking offrom the The Scarlet Ruse (Travis McGee funny story to describe geological phenomenons or maps or the National Park system in the United States Be humorous OR be didactic Bill but please don t be both I would never hike one of these trails without an entourage bear spray a billy club andor a baseball bat and an INCREDIBLE SENSE OF HUMORAfter reading Bryson s book I would like to hike at least part of the Appalachian Trail someday if only to write about it I believe that my desire to pepper spray any strange looking man on the trail without a moment s hesitation may makeor some interesting writing Plus I d be sure to scream at every snake and I d probably be stupid enough to play with a bear cub They re so cutePersonally I wanted to know a LOT about these The White Road freaks in the shelter at night and way details on where and how they all went to the bathroom shudder and Ielt completely let down that Bryson and his companion hiked so little of the actual trailHonestly the book was so boring in the middle when they gave up on the trail the Bridges of Madison County first time that I could barely summon the interest to read it againI think I need to stop thinking of Bryson as a humorist like Dave Barry He does make me laugh but he does drone on too about things that interest me not I ve reached a weird point with him where I m not sure I want to continue reading Four starsor some memorable descriptions of a Mind Wide Open few of the hikers and several hearty laughs Andingers crossed Dominant FUTA Collection for the safe return home of my brother I am what some might call a pussy hiker I do genuinely enjoy a leisurely stroll in the mountains of Massachusetts and southern New Hampshire I like the pretty views I always bring my conveniently sized LL Bean backpack 3995rom the Kittery Outlets so I have a place The Grand Sophy for my camera and cell phone But by early afternoon I would like to be done please I would like to be done and sitting at a booth in a pub with my burger and beer Camping is certainly worthy of consideration but here s the deal I don t do rain In light of theact that weather reports are unreliable beyond a 48 hour window and even that is pushing it in New England it is unlikely I would ever camp A New Society for than a two night stay Oh and if I were to camp I would like it to be at a site that hasree Wi FiWhat this amounts to is that the Appalachian Trail endearingly referred to by those hiking it as the AT will never be anything to me than a lovely little map click to enlarge BUT I am glad Three Chinese Poets for gung ho people like Bryson and his chubby checkerriend Katz who did walk the AT and are kind enough to let me know what I am missing As it turns out I am not missing much This is not to downplay the extraordinarity of a 2200 mile trail of wilderness running Bounty of the Blood Witch (Dragon Hero, from Georgia to Maine a trail that takes the average thru hiker six months to complete but in terms of day to day variation it is basically a shitload of treesollowed by another shitload of trees For me this book makes a better argument Lestate dei giochi spezzati for the day hike There are many parts of the trail I would enjoy including the Smoky Mountains the Shenandoah Valley and the Delaware Water Gap Like Bryson though I am a people person and I enjoy my simple human comforts I would like to see these areas without having to make an extended departurerom civilization Why can t I have both my nature and my nurture Fortunately Cooking for a Crowd for me almost aull third of the Appalachian Trail is in New England so maybe I can have it all because I think if there is one thing I ve learned A History of the English Language in 100 Places from Bryson s experience it is that I don t have to suffer through long days of cold rain and hungry nights to enjoy what the Appalachian Trail has to offe. 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Well scratch the Appalachian Trail off My Bucketlist Bryson Sets Off bucketlist Bryson sets off walk the Appalachian trail with only an extremely overpriced backpack packed with eually ridiculously expensive gear an old The South Beach Diet Supercharged friend that he hadn t talked to in years and a will toind his next story He uickly realized that the months of preparation he conducted and the lack of months his Surviving the Silence friend prepared were not nearly adeuate But on the plus side he certainlyound his storyAs always I absolutely enjoyed his signature sense of humor Despite wandering around half crazed with Kursk fatigue he still took the time to pen his uirky musings Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily anderocious Forest Creature Nonsense A Moose Is A Cow Drawn By creature Nonsense A moose is a cow drawn by three year old Joking aside this is a brutal trail no matter what Cheryl rom Wild may say Her little pot shots against The Appalachian Trail were not justified The sheer willpower it takes to slog through ten to twenty trail miles a day simply boggles my mind Distance changes utterly when you take the world on oot A mile becomes a long way two miles literally considerable ten miles whopping National Populism: The Revolt Against Liberal Democracy (Pelican Books) fifty miles at the very limits of conception I was weary just reading it and he already most of the monotonous bitsrom his story I appreciate how reading this allowed me to adventure vicariously and decide most definitely that I will never hike such a trail Even part of it I m not touching that thing with a ten The Christmas Scorpion (Jack Reacher, foot pole I ll stick to my wood chipped half mile paths in the local park thank you very muchAudiobook Comments Am a smidge annoyed that he did not narrate his own autobiography well micro autobiography of a trail adventure are micro autos a thing Narrator Rob Mcuay was great though No complaints other than it wasn t BrysonYouTube Blog Instagram Twitter Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading Undoubtedly an amusing breezy readull of the kind of And the Crooked Places Made Straight fun and hilarity all the blurbs lead you to expect For instance Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily anderocious The Obliterated Man forest creature Nonsense A moose is a cow drawn by a three year old That had me laughing on the trainI can t say I liked this book uite as much as some of myriends seem to On the one hand I ve had at least 1 semi grueling backpacking experience with a companion who was wholly unprepared Figlio dellolocausto for a rigorous day hike let alone several of them on consecutive days weighed down by tents bags and water except my experience was less hilarious and infuriating even in retrospect though there was certainly some hilarity I alsoound Bryson "fairly amusing his ears and hijinks recognizable and diverting On the other hand he s kind of an ass "amusing his ears and hijinks recognizable and diverting On the other hand he s kind of an ass like every person he met was a subject Outliving for mockery He also went off on these long jeremiads over the ecological devastation we ve wrought on the Easternorests without citing any sources whatsoever or recommending solutions Obviously I agreed with the substance of those rants but the dripping sarcasm in his indignation was just so annoying Good researchers cite sources and good crusaders at least try to Landscapes of Communism find answers to the world s problems Bryson seemed like of a gadfly buzzing bothersome but impotent In the end what I really wanted was just depth More analysis of what the trail means to Americans what it symbolizes a informed and documented record of the Park Service s transgressions comparisons to similar trails in other parts of the world Bill Bryson calls the Appalachian Trail the grandaddy of long hikes butor me this book is the granddaddy of hiking memoirs I New Years Rockin Evil (Futurama Comics first read it sometime around 1999 and I enjoyed it so much that not only have I reread this multiple times but it also inspired me to read at least a dozen other hiking adventures None have matched Bryson s wit Before he started writing long books on various aspects of history Bryson was knownor his entertaining travelogues A Walk in the Woods was his humorous take on attempting a long distance hike of the Appalachian Trail which spans than 2100 miles rom Georgia to Maine Here were his reasons or tryingIt would get me Tough Girl fit after years of waddlesome sloth It would be an interesting and reflective way to reacuaint myself with the scale and beauty of my native land after nearly twenty years of living abroad It would be useful I wasn t uite sure in what way but I was sure nonetheless to learn toend or myself in the wilderness When guys in camouflage pants and hunting hats sat around in the Four Aces Diner talking about earsome things done out of doors I would no longer have to Perfect Phrases for Lead Generation feel like such a cupcake I wanted a little of that swagger that comes with being able to gaze at aar horizon through eyes of chipped granite and say with a slow manly sniff Yeah I ve shit in the woods And so Bryson plans his trip gets indignant over the high cost of outdoor euipment and recruits an old riend Stephen Katz to walk the trail with him Katz. 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A Walk in the Woods Rediscovering America on the Appalachian TrailAn overweight out of shape recovering alcoholic adds much hilarity to the adventure The Red November first day on the trail Katzalls behind and has a Beowulf is my name (Rinehart editions, 146) fit throwing away a lot of supplies in an effort to lighten the load of his pack Later he gets lost during a stretch when they were dangerously low on water But he s so pathetic andunny that you orgive himMeanwhile Bryson was having his own problems that irst dayIt was hell First days on hiking trips always are I was hopelessly out of shape hopelessly The pack weighed way too much Way too much I had never "encountered anything so hard or which i was "anything so hard or which I was ill prepared Every step was a struggle The Hardest Part Was hardest part was to terms with the constant dispiriting discovery that there is always hill The elusive summit continually retreats by whatever distance you press orward so THAT EACH TIME THE CANOPY PARTS ENOUGH TO GIVE each time the canopy parts enough to give view you are dismayed to see that the topmost trees are as remote as unattainable as before Still you stagger on What else can you doAfter a ew days on the trail they met another hiker named Mary Ellen who leeched onto them She was Architecture by Birds and Insects from Florida and she was as Katzorever after termed her in a special tone of awe a piece of work She talked nonstop except when she was clearing out her eustachian tubes which she did Beyond Carnival freuently by pinching her nose and blowing out with a series of violent and alarming snorts of a sort that would make a dog leave the sofa and get under a table in the next room I have long known that it is part of God s planor me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth and Mary Ellen was proof that even in the Appalachian woods I would not be sparedI m not going to retype entire pages but trust me that the conversations with Mary Ellen are one of the highlights of this book Bryson and Katz spend several weeks on the trail hiking 500 miles in their Microsociology first section Then the two take a break and return homeor a Lefty few weeks and Bryson resumes with some shorter hikes in New England Katz and Bryson reunite in Maine to hike a particularly daunting section of the trail called the Hundred Mile WildernessThe Appalachian Trail is the hardest thing I have ever done and the Maine portion was the hardest part of the Appalachian Trail and by aactor I couldn t begin to computeExhausted ilthy and hungry the two abandon their trek in Maine and hitchhike to a small town where they re able to make their way home again I have regrets of course I regret that I didn t do Mount Katahdin though I will I promise you I will I regret that I never saw a bear or wolf or ollowed the padding retreat of a giant hellbender salamander never shooed away a bobcat or sidestepped a rattlesnake never Shadow of the Vampire flushed a startled boar I wish that just once I had truly stared death in theace briefly with a written assurance of survival But I got a great deal else Statistical Computing in C++ and R from the experience I learned to pitch a tent and sleep beneath the stars For a brief proud period I was slender andit I gained a profound respect Human Aspects of Software Engineering for wilderness and nature and the benign dark power of woods I understand now in a way I never did before the colossal scale of the world Iound patience and How to Make a Plant Love You fortitude that I didn t know I had I had discovered an America that millions of people scarcely know exists Best of all these days when I see a mountain I look at it slowly and appraisingly with a narrow confident gaze and eyes of chipped graniteOne of the things I especially like about this book is the history that Bryson includes along the way He shares interesting stories about the areas he s passing through and about how the trail was built He also looks at America s uniue relationship with nature which includes some backwards policies of the US Forest Service and the Parks Service It s really a delight to readThis memoir has been criticized because Bryson doesn t hike the entire trail but regardless of the distance it s still a damnine travelogue This was his experience on the AT which he shares with much humor and insight I don t care that he hiked only 870 miles out of 2100 the point was that he attempted it I m no city mouse I m a country mouse who lives in jeans and who often has a thick layer of soil under her nails Cities and Dialogue from gardening But when compared to my brother Ieel like Beyonc My brother is like Inman Christmas Doll from Cold Mountain A man who walks and walks all over AppalachiaHe knows how toorage Dark Tide Rising (William Monk forood and how to identify what is good and what is bad out in nature I can point to anything within the plant kingdom and he knows its name He composts all of his own waste and leaves a very The Internet Book faintootprint on our planetHe s also you know a little crazy when it comes to the whole walking thingMy brother has thru hiked the Appalachian Trail once in its entirety and has section hiked than 900 miles of avorite parts of it at other times He walks or hikes 5 25 miles a day and he. 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