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E forewarned it is imaginative and grotesue and will contribute absolutely nothing of value to your life But then again you weren t looking for value were you So much is the real takeaway I will never read a Dahl book to my seven year old #son the same way again Far from being Dahl s best he s a short story writer in #the same way again Far from being Dahl s best he s a short story writer in honest opinion but still a moderately funny book This novel follows Oswald Cornelius who the reader might know from the superb Switch Bitch and his attempts to get rich by selling sperm from famous artists and kings Yes it s racist homophobic misogynist sexist anthropocentric shallow chauvinistic but it doesn t aim high If you take it for what it is a light comedy book it s uite njoyable though a bit repetitive and boring in the third part Just don t A Conspiracy of Ravens (Lady Trent Mysteries expect to glimpse the depths of the human soul 25 stars rounded up to 3 due to thepisodes with the assholes Proust and Freud Stop whatever you re doing and read this book right now You re welcome What started off as a fun Lakeside Redemption entertaining well written frolic ultimately due to its sexism homophobia and glorified rape culture left a horrendous taste in my mouth view spoiler My Uncle Oswald is a fake memoir of a lecherous millionairexplaining how he made his fortune ultimately by using the dried powder of a kind of Sudanese beetle to make pills with powerful aphrodisiac powers For a large chunk of the book Oswald and his business partner Yasmin travel around Europe tricking famous kings painters musicians writers and the like into taking the aphrodisiac once the men are overcome with lust and simply MUST rip off Yasmin s clothes and have sex with her she puts a rubbery thing on them did they not have the word condom yet to collect read steal their sperm to In Pursuit of a Princess eventually sell in a black market type situation When the men come to from their fog of lust they areasily kept uiet about the incident because they re lead to believe they ve just spontaneously lost control of themselves and raped this woman Just For as well written as the book was I could not get past the rape culture and obvious consent issues glorified by the storytelling The book was overtly sexist and in the scenes dealing with Marcel Proust it was flat out homophobic Yasmin doesn t want that bugger touching her when she finds out that Proust is gay and is disgusted at the out that Proust is gay and is disgusted at the of his so called perversions I was SO uncomfortableWomen are treated as sport in this book and the idea of consent before sex is laughed out of the window as the major repetitive plot revolves around tricking men into having sex Second Time Loving exploiting them for semen and then blackmailing them by calling what they did rape when surely it was the other way around I don t know the concept of rape is used forntertainment throughout the novel and that s just not something I m okay with hide spoiler My grandmother has this friend a woman I have known as my auntie since I was very young The woman always told me sweet stories when I was a child ones suitable for a child Last year at Christmas she got a little bit tipsy on wine and began to tell sexual jokes which coming from an 80 year old woman was a bit unsettling And yet hilariously comfortableThis book is sort of the parallel to that story the Roald Dahl we knew as children writing a "story ntirely revolving around sex I was a bit stunned not "entirely revolving around sex I was a bit stunned not a series of sex romp stories from the writer of my beloved childhood stories and yet it was one the most clever books I have read Certainly interesting and definitely a book that one can reread Okay there is just no defending this bookIt s unbelievably offensive and problematic in basically very possible way you could imagine And some you probably can t Or shouldn tBut it s also y know utterly. S obviously a grave risk that families and friends are going to take offence Uncle Oswald discovers the lectrifying properties of the Sudanese Blister Beetl. I read this novel long back and still remember it for being different from all the other Dahl "stories It is one dirty joke stretched across 200 pagesThe Uncle Oswald of the title "It is one dirty joke stretched across 200 pagesThe Uncle Oswald of the title two of his friends with the help of the aphrodisiac the Spanish Fly powdered Sudanese Blister Beetle put a daring scheme into operation xtracting and selling the sperm of famous people The idea is to get the said famous men to take a small dose of the medicine in presence of Yasmin one of the threesome "And A Drop Dead " a drop dead female Sexually aroused beyond control they will all fornicate with Yasmin and their sperm will be collected by an ingenious method and frozen by Arthur Worsley the other member of the threesome Remember this story is set in the Hawks Way (Hawks Way early years of the Twentieth Century when such things were unheard ofWhat follows is sexualncounter after sexual Family Men encounter narrated with Dahl s characteristic flair for telling a funny story I read it in myarly twenties and loved itBut now I wouldn t touch it with a barge pole It s sexist and misogynist and terribly shallowI will let the rating stand however since it Creative Participation entertained me so much at the time of reading Hilarious This is Dahl for adults I think this is a gem that has yet to be discovered by the general public Definitely worth your time Here is the summary from 1938 diary of Oswald Hendryks Cornelius his memories at age 43 of hisscapades some 25 years arlier English youth Oswald makes his first fortune at 17 by journeying to the Sudan purchasing a chunk of the world s most potent aphrodisiac ground up Blister Beetles and selling it in pill form to the wealthiest men and then women too of Paris But Oswald returns to England determined to strike it ven richer Enter A R Woresley Oswald s chemistry tutor at Cambridge who s doing research in sperm preservation Cognitive Radio Networks extracting semen from prize bulls and after Oswald has helped out with the sticky mechanics of bull semen snatching he naturally gets the idea to transfer the techniue to humans Needed once reluctant Woresley agrees to cooperate a resourceful female confederate They find such a woman in Yasmin Howcomely She was absolutely soaked in sex and soon the trio has its game plan Yasmin will slipach famous man the super aphrodisiac greet the Personnel Management in Government expected response with a condom and collect an authenticating signature before hurrying off with the stuff in the bag I laughed and cried out loud at the ludicrousness and obscenity of the diary record of My Uncle Oswald This book is obscene it is notrotic Do not prepare to climb into bed Out of This World early one night with this adult fantasy as a sexy treat Roald Dahl s adult work is Charlie and the Chocolate factory gone Oswald and the Sex factory Sex is imagined invery shape and form and nationality and flexibility heels hooked around the neck WTF till all that candy makes you sick All centered around a scheme to collect sperm in straws from King Alfonso Renoir Monet Picasso Stravinsky Matisse Proust Joyce the Royal Families the world over and the insane plotline around it It could The Time It Never Rained even scare you there all alone by the nightlamp with its gluttonous ideas of insatiable ravenous and meaninglessarthly pleasure I shudder And why is it I wonder that the male protagonist beds thousands of young aristocratic women while the female protagonist gets her turn with a bunch of wheelchair bound alte kackers who can no longer hold their own paintbrush I shudder again Dahl s imagination does what only his can do cook up hilarious hairbrained unattractive and testosterone injected male fantasies of unlimited wealth and women There is a concoction of pickled humans beetle potion for arousal octopus in stomachs frozen sperm kings twists to the The Child of the Soul and Other Stories end ask not whatlse Just Uncle Oswald is if you remember the greatest rogue bounder connoisseur bon vivant and fornicator of all time Here many famous names are mentioned and there

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And unspeakably hilariousI made poor Kat read this because she s a fan of Roald Dahl s children s stories She s recovering fineHonestly I read it first when I a fan of Roald Dahl s children s stories She s recovering fineHonestly I read it first when I about ighteen And coming back to it I wasn t uite prepared for the sheer scope and scale of its it s incredibly crass awfulness I "did however laugh myself to tears Repeatedly Uh the book is an xcerpt from the diaries of the ponymous "however laugh myself to tears Repeatedly Uh the book is an xcerpt from the diaries of the Repeatedly Uh the book is an The Soviet Union excerpt from the diaries of the Oswald the connoisseur the bon vivant the collector of spiders scorpions and walking sticks the lover of opera thexpert on Chinese porcelain the seducer of women and without much doubt the greatest fornicator of all time The story covers his discovery of the Blister Beetle the world s most potent aphrodisiac and his attempt to make a million pound by collecting the sperm of the greatest men of the age freezing them and selling them on rich female clients His companions in this undertaking are a Cambridge chemist AR Worsley who specialises in artificial insemination and the preservation of sperm and Yasmin Howcomely a girl absolutely soaked in sex who uh does the collecting at source So to speakWhat follows in a whistle stop shag tour through the crowned heads and famous names of the Gods and Heroes early 20th century Which is about as funny and awful as you can imagine And kind of pretty undeniably rapey It s filthy and coy involves a scene of an Cambridge chemist attempting toxtract semen from a bull and Proust chasing Yasmin round a table while she s dressed as a boy with a strategically placed bananaI cannot Science, Technology and Culture evenThere are faint traces of redemption in here if you want be generous There s love in unexpected places Yasmin is sort of amazing with her gung ho unflappable sex positivity Uncle Oswald gets muchverything he deserves And there are unexpected moments of poignancy about war and life and sex and pleasureListening to my father during those No Beast So Fierce early years I began to realize how important it was to be annthusiast in life He taught me that if you are interested in something no matter what it is go at it full speed ahead Embrace it with both arms hug it love it and above all become passionate about it Lukewarm is no good Hot is no good ither White hot and passionate is the only thing to be Roald Dahl might like us to dismiss the rank male chauvinism tired stereotypes and hackneyed writing in this book on the grounds that his Uncle Oswald is a charming old rogue But there s nothing charming about the implied contempt for women that oozes through the lazy prose of Oswald s creaky tale There may be men still alive who share his sexist view of the world but I doubt they read booksDahl has written some genuinely funny stories published in Great Britain under the titles Kiss Kiss and Switch Bitch I haven t seen these titles in the US as well as some well known children s books which I didn t particularly njoy Last Chance Bride except for Matilda Nothing in this book matches the wit and talentvident in those Whos Cheatin Who? (Thoroughbred Legacy earlier stories This book is a dud What bothers me the most about this book isn tven the sexism although there is plenty of it to go around By the truckload What bothers me is the fact that the characters are so blatantly being raped by the means of a drug rape Dahl makes light of this issue tries to make us laugh at it and probably succeeds Initially I was very amused by him But over the course of the first hundred pages I started to get a little angry and then I got mad What you think that just because you re talking of great MEN they cannot be raped Ugh disgustingIf you can overlook these issues this book is hilarious but c mon do you really want to overlook these issuesI m not amused I am not I m sad because Dahl was one of my favourite authors ver and I don t know how to look beyond this now. E and the gorgeous Yasmin Howcomely a girl absolutely soaked in sex and sets about seducing all the great men of the time for his own wicked irreverent reaso. ,

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